The Bad-Ass Bug Killer

I live in an old house. This old house usually allows quite a lot of specimens of the bug, bat, and rodent form into our household. Now I have quite the adventure tales about all my experiences with bats, but today I will focus on bugs.
I was often left to my own defenses when it came to bug killing. I usually just grab the first thing that I see and attack with all my might.
Well at work there was a cockroach. They are gross, fast producing, fast moving little bugs. Since I did not have an entire closet full of shoes to use for my defense, I used my hand instead.
The bug met its demise as its fluids oozed through my index and middle finger.
His outer skeleton system crunching beneath the weight of my hand.
I found the corpse, put it in a little container, and placed it on my manager's desk to show off what a bad ass bug killer I am.
Libby: 1 Cockroaches: 0

Blogs to write but nowhere to post

It was bizarre.
I am very unfamiliar with computers.
Even more unfamiliar with the internet.
When I got the assignment to blog everyday I saw this as a chance.
My opportunity to get my thoughts out there,
write with a fever and a purpose.
Create change with my ingenious ideas...ok so my first blog was mostly a bunch of ramblings about my life experiences, but boy did I ramble!!!
Well, as it turns out, blogger did not like my thoughts and ramblings.
Nope supposedly I had created a blog that was considered spam.
My blog became locked.
I couldn't post anything else.
And I still had to much to say.
So I started a new one.
Maybe this one will work out.
Maybe not.
But if they shut me down, by golly I will keep typing in the next blog.
What could be more American than the freedom of speech?
and now to keep blogging.