Monday, September 17, 2012

The Bad-Ass Bug Killer

I live in an old house. This old house usually allows quite a lot of specimens of the bug, bat, and rodent form into our household. Now I have quite the adventure tales about all my experiences with bats, but today I will focus on bugs.
I was often left to my own defenses when it came to bug killing. I usually just grab the first thing that I see and attack with all my might.
Well at work there was a cockroach. They are gross, fast producing, fast moving little bugs. Since I did not have an entire closet full of shoes to use for my defense, I used my hand instead.
The bug met its demise as its fluids oozed through my index and middle finger.
His outer skeleton system crunching beneath the weight of my hand.
I found the corpse, put it in a little container, and placed it on my manager's desk to show off what a bad ass bug killer I am.
Libby: 1 Cockroaches: 0

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